If some piece of UX really sucks, you can always improve it by making it ubiquitous.
For each 2x improvement in performance we get from Moore’s law, half will be spent on showing better advertisements, and the other half will be spent on emulating legacy platforms.
All languages and platforms will be emulated in more complex languages and platforms.
(Eventually we will end up running a dos emulator inside an obsolete browser inside a win8 emulator running in ie18 on windowsX in the cloud on my phone.)
When you send your smartphone in for warranty repair, don’t forget to cancel your data plan.
Always have more comments than code.