Month: February 2012

Always have more comments than code.

Teams that call themselves agile are always actually waterfall.

Also

One way to boost your team’s performance is to rename milestones to sprints, and daily status meetings to daily scrums

If your team is in a slump, change offices to cubes, cubes to offices.

The entire point of the waterfall model is to make blame for failed projects roll uphill and downhill simultaneously.

Given sufficient time every DSL will eventually degrade into a general purpose programming language.

Done code is better than correct code.

If you design a new language based on the desires of visual basic programmers, don’t be suprised when your language is exactly like visual basic.