The feature will not be solidified until your startup is out of business.
the best programmers write the dumbest code: it is understandable by anyone. the worst programmers write the smartest code, they don’t even understand it the day after they wrote it.
I keep getting these form job offers to be an Oracle consultant from some guy.
Role: Oracle E Business Consultant
Location: Washington, DC
Duration: Very Long Term, will go for years
**Green Card or US Citizen Only.
Primary skill: (MUST HAVE)
Oracle e biz suite person, w/PMP and ITIL V3 certs.
As much as I’m excited for a job that will go on and on and on for years… I honestly couldn’t care less about Oracle so I decided to troll him a bit. Here’s my response to his standard new hire questions:
Full Name: Justin (The Dude) Chase
Contact No.: Yes?
Email ID: Email Ego: Email SuperEgo
Work authorization (GC or US Citizen): Yes, you’ll need that and you probably need a heavy equipment operators permit before you hire me.
Current Location (City, State): Everywhere.
Relocation (Yes/No): Will require daily flights on a private jet.
Availability for F2F interview, if client requests: Tomorrow noon. I’ll give you the address when you arrive.
Total IT Experience: Yes. I AM a total IT experience.
Relevant experience as per the requirement: Let’s just say that Al Gore didn’t actually invent the internet, he stole the idea from me.
Expected Rate/hr: 10 BTC
I added a few questions he seemed to have forgotten. It seemed relevant.