Tao of Leo #49

Teams that call themselves agile are always actually waterfall.


One way to boost your team’s performance is to rename milestones to sprints, and daily status meetings to daily scrums

If your team is in a slump, change offices to cubes, cubes to offices.

The entire point of the waterfall model is to make blame for failed projects roll uphill and downhill simultaneously.

Author: justinmchase

I'm a Software Developer from Minnesota.

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