Category: Humor

If you can’t think of a password that is easy to remember, use one that is easy to guess instead.

Curiosity is the fourth programmer virtue. Without curiosity a programmer is content being a manager.

There is no reason why it should be easier to train a dog than to program a computer. A dog’s brain easily has more computing power than a Pentium 3, and an average person can teach one to shake hands.

Leo doesn’t approve of this so I couldn’t put it in a Tao of Leo but here is my own belief on estimation:

Estimation is a waste of time. The problem with estimation is that it masquerades as data when, by definition, it is guaranteed to be wrong.

You should have 3 innovations per release. That way if one fails you still have 2.